Monday, April 09, 2007
Excuse the apparent himbo tone of this post, but I just had to blog this:
Just when I randomly but successfully asked said girl on a date, four ENORMOUS pimples had to erupt on my face this morning. Like what the heck. Looks like 4 ugly red mountains. Damn fugly. Good thing it was dark.
Haiyuh, just suay la.
On another note: I HAVE to blog about this totally random thing that happened at Astronomy class today.
I got into class noticing that there were a whole lot more people in lecture than there usually are, and all of them were snickering. As I was walking down I noticed one guy had a video camera hidden under a copy of the Daily Pennsylvanian. So I sorta guessed something was going down.
So the lecture started as usual, and then 10 mins into the lecture, my Professor stopped mid-sentence and said, "Oh my. Where did YOU come from?!"
Everyone turned and looked, and behold:
A guy had just entered the lecture hall, dressed in nothing but boxer shorts, and DRENCHED from head to toe in what looked like STICKY ORANGEY MUD. The stuff was dripping all over the place. And he let out a little moan and started to walk zombie-like into the room.
Then these two kids dressed in doctor's lab coats and masks ran into the room, yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" and dragged Mr Mudman out of the hall. Then all the random kids in the room (like 30 of them) all got up and left the room, slamming the door behind them. Then everyone burst out laughing.
And my Professor just looked at us and said, "What was THAT all about? I think he just said, 'what the fuck?'"
That had to be the most random thing I've ever seen in my whole life! I am ever so inspired to pull a stunt like that just before I graduate, instead of the usual peeing on Ben Franklin's statue or mooning the people in Van Pelt.
Updated on 16th April:
he rocked the party at 8:45 PM |
