Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Ever see those pictures of how a billion sperm congregate around a single egg, trying to get in?
Or how a dozen flies buzz around a single piece of food?
Or how hyenas cluster around a kill trying to get a piece of meat?
I get so turned off whenever I see a single girl (or more often, 2 girls) being mobbed by guys on the dance floor. All subtly shoving, heaving just to get closer and closer to that booty. It's quite sad really.
Even if i'd wanted to flirt with her there's no way i'd fight with every tom, dick and harry and their cousins just to dance with a girl. No grind's worth that much bros. Because firstly, there's no way you'd get her attention amidst the pack of thick, horny wolves. And second, why give her the gratification that she's the most desirable girl in the club? Even if she chooses you, she'd see you as one of those pitiful despos whom she's granted your wish to dance with her.
Oh and you know how many guys (esp on r&b nights) try to grind girls from behind? I think its a real cowardly action, seeing they've got no balls to flirt with her face-to-face. I mean, from a girl's point of view I think that'll be a major turn off. Just imagine: You're dancing, feeling the groove and enjoying your favourite song, when suddenly this hand snakes around your waist and you feel this really hard object pressing against your ass. Kinda spoils the mood, aint it?
Nono.. approach from the front boys, catch her eye, and flirt like a man.
he rocked the party at 8:55 PM |
