Tuesday, September 20, 2005
I've noticed that the New Paper seems to be able to link even the most subtle of similarities just to make their stories sound jucier. Last week, it cited "chilling similarities" between the recent two cases of the body parts murders, of how certain numbers occured in the addresses, birthdays, etc of the two victims.
Well, true to the New Paper tradition, I've gone and discovered "chilling similarities" between numbers in my life and the ancient brotherhood of enlightened scientists: the Illuminati!
Now, if you've read Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, you'd realise that the numbers "2" and "5" are associated very closely with the Illuminati. 2 represents their reverence for duality, while 5 has got something to do with the perfect symmetry of the pentagram. Or something like that.
Thus, dear reader, throw away the New Paper and take a look at these "chilling similarities" in my life and the Illuminati. Could I (gasp) have be an Illuminatus in my past life?
- Close friends will tell you that 2 and 5 have been my favourite numbers since the beginning of time. (I swear this is true, even before I read Angels and Demons)
- My birthday is on the 25th of April, 1985. (gasp, one 2 and 2 5s!)
- Everyone's heard about the fabled Illuminati Diamond. Everyone also knows that April's birthstone is.. (you guessed it) a Diamond!
- My postal code has four 5s in it.
- My phone number has three 5s in it.
- I've always been in the second class (2!) throughout primary school.
- My lower secondary class was 1E2 and 2E2.
- My upper secondary class was 3A5 and 4A5
- I was part of the 25th Student Council in JC, SAJC celebrated its 25th anniversary while I was in JC2 (another 2!)
- In BMT, I was part of the second (2!) platoon in my company.
- In OCS, I was assigned the bed of Platoon 2 Section 2 Bed 2. (2!2!2!)
- My current post in 1st Commando Battalion is the DyS2 (ta-daah!)
- S2, my boss' previous post was the Officer Commanding of 5th (5!) Company.
Hmm, maybe I was an Illuminatus before.. like Galileo or John Milton or something. Golly gee!
Hahahaahahahaha.. think New Paper would give me a job?
he rocked the party at 8:35 AM |
