Saturday, August 20, 2005
Taken from an email:
"The Moneytree Authority of Singapore (MAS) launched a brand new Singapore Dollar bill, which has been named the "Peanut Series". Each peanut series bill is legal tender equivalent to 600,000 Singapore Dollars, henceforth known as 1 Peanut.
The CEOs across the Republic have been quick to applaud the launch of the 1 Peanut bill. In an interview with a Mr. Durai, a CEO of a philanthropic organisation, who wished to remain anonymous, he said, "Now, i dont have to carry suitcases of money home. Prior to the issuing on the Peanut, i had to carry a whole suitcase of small change home every month. This is because the people who paid me tend to do so in small amounts, like $5 each time, and it can be very irritating. Now i am just paid 1 Peanut with a single bill, slip it quickly into my wallet and off I go. It's very convenient!"
The reaction by the general public was however cool. Most said that it is unlikely that they will ever use a 1 Peanut bill. With an average national income of S$3000 (0.005 Peanut), the average Singaporean will need about 2 lifetimes to save a Peanut. Said a Mr Tan, who is a plumber, "The other day, i installed a golden tap in some CEO's bathroom and he paid me using 1 Peanut for the $1000 golden tap. I tell him where got enough change?"
Watch out for the newest security features on the 1 Peanut note, including a new watermark which replaces the traditional lion head. The new watermark can only been seen under an intense bright light and close scrutiny because of its extreme lack of transparency.
According to an MAS spokesman, the added security features are extremely important given that 1 Peanut can probably buy three 4-room HDB flats, or 10 Nissan Sunnies, the average Singaporean will be very tempted to lay their hands on a Peanut."
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Hee hee hee .. well, at least we can safely say Mr Durai was paid "peanuts"..
he rocked the party at 10:49 AM |
