Saturday, June 18, 2005
This is for all the army guys.. heh.
Private
Tries to run fast but not fit enough
Gets pushed out of planes but dunno how to use parachute
Obeys orders immediately
Driven to work in Mercs and BMWs by Mum and Dad
Forced to give USMS suggestions
Always kena arrow to do everything
Treated like a slave and paid like one
Lance Corporal and Corporal
Runs fast but never fast enough
Pushes Privates out of planes and wait for their turn to be pushed
Obeys orders after some protesting
Drives WRXes and EVOs to work (paid by F&M finances)
Forces Privates to give USMS suggestions
Gives most minor arrows to Privates but swallows major ones
Treated like a slave but paid better than one
Specialists
Can run fast but must slow down for Recruits and Privates
Pushes Corporals and below out of planes before jumping out themselves
Obeys orders but tries to cut corners
Takes bus and MRT to work (stay-in what)
Tasked to come up with 50 USMS suggestions (regardless of how they do it)
Takes arrows with much protest but "sub-contracts" to Corporal and below
Works like a foreman and paid like one
2nd Lieutenant
Runs faster than a speeding bullet
Jumps out of planes without a parachute on!
Obeys orders immediately
Rides on motorcycles to work
Involved actively in WITS activities
Always kena arrow to be secetary at meetings
Overworked and underpaid
Lieutenant
Slightly slower than a speeding bullet
Jumps out of planes with a parachute on
Obeys orders with a slight delay
Drives a second-hand Mazda 323 to work
Organises WITS activities
Always kena arrow to be secetary at meetings when 2nd Lieutenant is not around
Overworked and underpaid
Captain
Runs when he sees a speeding bullet
Jumps out of planes with 2 parachutes
Obeys orders after breakfast and newspaper
Drives a first-hand Mazda 323 (SAF veh loan) to work
Facilitates WITS activities
Arrows 2nd Lieutenant/Lieutenant to be secetary for meetings
Underworked and overpaid
Major
Runs slightly faster than an empty cartridge
Jumps out of planes on the runway
Obeys orders after several questions
Drives a brand new Honda Accord to work
Drives everybody out of their WITS
Tells the Captain to arrow 2nd Lieutenant/Lieutenant to be secetary for meetings
Seldom works but always paid
Colonel
Exempted from running and IPPT
Exempted from broad jump and IPPT
Issues orders but doesnt obey them
Exempted from driving
Exempted from WITS activities
Couldn't care less who the secetary is
Creates work and gets paid
General
Jogs occasionally when he feels like it
Issues orders and people jump
Orders lunch and dinner through PA
Practises driving on the golf course
Opens WITS exhibitions
Doesnt even know if the gathering is a meeting or not
Watches people work and gets paid
he rocked the party at 7:30 AM |
