Sunday, December 28, 2003
Funny Story:
Nolan and Lionel are playing with Iskandar's Christmas present: a pair of toy handcuffs. Nolan and Lionel walk through a crowded Orchard MRT station cuffed together like a pair of escaped criminals. An unsuspecting (and irritating) boy comes up to us brandishing donation tickets. "Excuse me", he says earnestly, "would you be interested in.." Lionel and Nolan are usually very generous people, but at that moment in time they were rushing around to look for someone. Nolan quips at the poor fella, "Sorry, as you can see, we're handcuffed together, so maybe some other time.." Nolan and Lionel walk off leaving poor ticket boy looking extremely bewildered.
Scary Story:
Lionel has just finished watching Hollow Man on TV, where the invisible villian knocks off his victims one by one, leaving them dead before they even know what hit them. As with all american horror films (okay so hollow man was more of a blue film than a slasher flick) the killing usually starts when the victim hears a noise from an unknown source. After which, Lionel feels hungry so he goes downstairs to the darkened living room and kitchen. Upon switching on the kitchen light, he hears a rustling noise which is real creepy cause there's no one in the kitchen. He takes a step in, hears the noise again and sees the plastic bag MOVE, yes it MOVES. Thinking it was his imagination, he opens the fridge to get a bottle of water and again, he hears the noise and sees the bag MOVE. This is really scary. Lionel thinks for a bit and then he realises that it was actually a lizard scuttling around in the bag looking for food and got frightened by the noise. Sure enough, a lizard soon scampers out of the bag. Whew!
Corny Story 1:
Eugene, Jennifer, Nolan and Lionel are at Baker's Inn next to Plaza Singapura. The baker (well we assumed he was the baker cause he looked like the baker) walks out of the door. "Hey!" exclaims Lionel "Looks like the Baker's OUT of Baker's Inn!" Geddit geddit? Hahahahaha!
Corny Story 2:
Eugene was explaining to us how Christianity's Old Testament is very similiar to Islam's teachings. He was telling us how Kuan Sian wondered if Adam and Eve would be Muslim if that's the case. Lionel comes up with the proper name for Adam since he has no father: but since i just realised i cant use the Lord's name in vain i shant type it here. Go figure it out yourself. Hahah! Eugene then wonders if Eve's proper name should have been Eve binte Rib, since she came from Adam's rib. Heh.
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