Friday, December 26, 2003
Taken from the 25th Dec issue of 8 Days magazine.. (so dont sue me over some copywrite rubbish)
Its hilarious! An "easy-to-understand guide to JRR Tolkien's trilogy, written specially in the conversational style of Ah Bengs":
The Fellowship of the Ring
Last time got this short-short person with si-beh hairy legs called Bilbo. He, hor, got this ring that last time belong to some monster.
But then one day suay-suay the monster want it back, and send his kah kiah to Bilbo's house to settle lah.
But the ring, hor, can make people very powderful. But then if you wear too long will kena. Si Beh hiong one, so better faster go and destroy it.
So Bilbo's nephew Frodo and some friends kena arrow to go and destroy the ring.
But donno why also, they must do it in the monster's home, which is at the end of New Zealand there.
So they walk and walk and walk across New Zealand. And then along the way, got monster chase them, got people want to hoot them, some of them die-ded, all sorts of thing, lah.
At the end, Frodo and Sam, his pooi-pooi friend, got separated from the rest.
The Two Towers
Frodo and Sam meet up with this thing called Gollum, who look like he take too much Slim 10.
At the same time, the other friends get into some powderful hooting session, where even the trees can do gongfu. They all fight over what, i also donno, but quite kan cheong lah.
The Return of the King
In the end, Frodo and his gang all win lah. Arbuthen?
he rocked the party at 9:03 AM |
