Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Of Corniness, Campaigns and Corn Campaigns (as in the ones Khrushchev used for Russia to grow more corn)

No im kidding about the corn campaign part. I just needed a proper title. Looks like adri was right after all.
Whoopeedoo! Here i am back during my 2nd free period of the day. Its actually quite significant for me because this is the first time i'm spending most of my free time in the -hushed tones- LIBRARY! oh yes lovely lovely. I feel all scholarly and reflective etc etc already. This time, at STATION NO 21 "You may use this station for an hour" Ah yes, the yummy bits of poetry scattered around the SAJC compound.

Check out this piece of literature taken from a campaign by a council nominee named Eng Tee:
"Its not English Tea, but Eng Tee"
and another by a childhood friend named Mark.
"74-one mark to distinction. 64-one mark to a B. 54-one mark to a C. Sometimes one MARK can make a difference."
and another by Nathanael (i hope i spelt it correctly)
"1,2,3,4,5
Once i caught a fish alive
6.7.8.9.10
then i let it go again
why did you let it go
because it bit my finger so..."

Moral of the Story? Should have used a NAT."

hahahah!! I guess there's hope that SAJC actually does have a sense of humour after all.

Speaking of which, i wish i could come up with these witty (yes i DO consider them witty) anecdotes like that. Perhaps i should be eating more wheat. (geddit geddit? Witty...wheat? oh never mind)
I'll stick with corniness... here's a little conversation in maths class among Kun Lin, Chin An and Ms Seet which i thought was hilarious but nobody else did..

-Kun Lin is flipping through Ms Seet's maths file and gazing at her answers-
Ms Seet: (in typical Ms Seet fashion) Whey!! Is this my file or your file? Or are we sharing this file ah?
Chin An: Ya... but only if you use kazaa FILE sharing!!

funny right? yes yes? no? what's WRONG with you people?

he rocked the party at 10:33 PM |

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